Pick your poison!

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10/23/2015 at 14:09 • Filed to: None

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This:

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Or this:

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...and be sure to look at the badges. These aren’t V8s. ;)


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:11

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The bimmer is just so much sexier and likely to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies.


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:14

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S600 every day of the week


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:19

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The S. Hate those BMW rims


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:21

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I’ll take the Bimmer


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:22

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Damn the torpedoes (crap reliability and electrical gremlins), I’ll take the S600. I’ve always been more of a Mercedes type guy than a BMW guy. They’re kind of the Ford (M-B) and GM (BMW) of German car manufacturers.


Kinja'd!!! GordonBombay > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/23/2015 at 14:22

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+1 on Bimmer.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:24

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I’m Iranian, so I’m culturally obligated to pick the Bimmer.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:25

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BMW. Best looking 7 series ever!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:27

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As long as I’m allowed to put different wheels on the 750, that’s my choice.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/23/2015 at 14:27

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The bimmer is just so much sexier and likely to strike fear in the hearts of your wallet.

Fixed that for you.

But E38 all day.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:31

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The BMW is stealthy but doesn’t have the same power as the Benz. Sign me up for the tri-star.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:36

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750 All the way.


Kinja'd!!! Shark-Attack > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:37

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I’ll take option c:

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Not v12 but oh well.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:42

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The S-class. Oddly, if this was a decision between the E-class/5-series or C-class/3-series, I'd normally have said BMW, but now that the C-class looks very much like a smaller S-class, I'm not so sure.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 14:54

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The Mercedes has the (surprisingly) simpler and more powerful engine, but the BMW is much better in every other way. For my money, there are few better ways to cover miles in comfort than an E38.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:02

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I prefer the styling of the BMW, but the Benz is more powerful, refined, and better equipped by power of being newer. So I’ll take the Benz.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:04

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No Bi-Turbo? The Benz can go DIAF.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:09

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Bimmer.

Mercs have never really appealed to me... but then again in the real world where I have other options, I'd have a '96 Impala.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Shark-Attack
10/23/2015 at 15:10

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you saved me the trouble of posting that


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:18

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The Bimmer has aged way better. It makes you look stately and refined, where the Benz makes you look like you had a pretty good year in 2001.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:24

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Bimmer all day. New wheels though


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:33

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I would go with the Merc. I believe the Merc V12 models are a little more dependable and slightly less of a nightmare than the BMW ones.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 15:59

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This is hard....in general, I prefer E38s when it comes to that era of luxobarge, but not the long wheelbase....if it were a short wheelbase, and the Benz were a 500 and not a 600, this would be easy.....considering the Mercedes V12 is vastly superior from what I've heard, and the BMW is an il, I think I'd go with the S600....


Kinja'd!!!  > Jagvar
10/23/2015 at 22:31

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E38 all day long. Just not a 750. lol


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Jagvar
10/25/2015 at 20:31

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e38 all the way